If I were a day of the week, I would be Saturday
If I were a time of the day, I would be 5:00pm
If I were a planet, I would be Jupiter
If I were a sea animal, I would be a flying fish
If I were a direction, I would be straight ahead
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a kitchen table
If I were a liquid, I would be hazelnut coffee creamer
If I were a gemstone, I would be a saphire
If I were a tree, I would be a redwood
If I were a tool, I would be a calculator
If I were a flower, I would be a trillium
If I were a kind of weather, I would be mostly sunny
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a toy piano
If I were a color, I would be little-baby-chicken-duck (haha, long story)
If I were an emotion, I would be content
If I were a fruit, I would be a banana
If I were a sound, I would be laughing
If I were an element, I would be something a little unstable at times
If I were a car, I would be a sensible sedan
If I were a food, I would be a chicken fried rice
If I were a place, I would be home
If I were a material, I would be flannel
If I were a taste, I would be something that needs a little more spice
If I were a scent, I would be vanilla.
If I were an animal, I would be a kangaroo
If I were an object, I would be a roller coaster.
If I were a body part, I would be ears
If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile
If I were a pair of shoes, I would be Uggs
Okay, that was fun...
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Now, back to cleaning the house.
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